Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab: Fuck You, Said the Raven

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BPAL Fuck You, Said the Raven

Glossy black, rough, and gravelly: violet-gilded opoponax, black patchouli, myrrh, and oak leaf.

As I have mentioned, I love Neil Gaiman; he’s one of my favorite authors. Recently, his name has been in the news because of the television adaptation of one of his books, American Gods. The show has received rave reviews and the book itself is fantastic. BPAL has been making a whole line of perfumes inspired by the book and the show, with over 60 scents in the current lineup. Of all the scents, this is the one I wanted the most, because of both the name of the fragrance and the notes. It sounded like would be a very dark, atmospheric scent. I make it a rule to not blind buy scents, but I broke that rule for this one; I purchased a half bottle from Crown and Tulip decants. If you ever want indie decants, specifically for BPAL or NAVA, this is the place to go. You can now buy this on BPAL’s website for $26 US.

“Say ‘Nevermore,’” said Shadow.

“Fuck you,” said the raven.”

In the bottle: DARK. Very opoponax and myrrh heavy. It really smells glossy and black, like the description says, but there’s something else almost mystical about it.

On the skin: The myrrh retreats to the back, but you can still smell it and it continues to lend a sort of magical/otherwordly smell. The violet and oak leaf come forward, creating a dark forest kind of fragrance. The opoponax and patchouli are forming the base, so they’re not as powerful as one might expect. There is also something almost “perfume-y” about it. This scent really evoked the image of a massive, magical forest at night, rustling trees and night-blooming flowers. Be careful in applying it though, because it is STRONG and I can see it easily causing headaches if too much is used.

*NOTE: Now that this has rested from travel, I like it a lot more. It’s much less floral and more “dark, magical forest” now.*

TL;DR: Violet and oak with dark, swirling resins. Dark and woodsy. 3.5-4/5.

 

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab: Wicked

Wicked

A sophisticated, womanly scent: rich myrrh and jasmine draped in the subtlest rose.

This little guy was a free sample that I received with a previous order. I was hesitant with this one, since jasmine usually hates me. You can buy it on BPAL’s website. It’s $17.50 US for a 5mL full size or $4 US for a sample Imp.

In the bottle: Oh boy. Okay. Upon smelling the bottle, I was pretty much socked in the jaw by the most powerful jasmine note I have ever smelled. It’s so powerful that I honestly find it to be a little overpowering. The myrrh and the rose were just barely detectable. Even though the rose is faint, it was still enough to give me a headache (rose notes generally do that to me). The scent itself is a little too “grandma’s vanity” for me, way too floral and strong.

On the skin: I couldn’t bring myself to put this on my skin because it just gave me a headache. The jasmine is out for blood and I’m not having it. If you like jasmine, then you might really enjoy this, but this scent is my kryptonite.

TL;DR: Aggressive, angry jasmine. Smells like an evil grandma. HELL NO/5.

Arcana: Holy Terror

Holy Terror

An unsettling, austere blend of burning frankincense, sandalwood, deep myrrh, and dusty beeswax candles.

I want to start by saying that I pretty much went into this scent blind. I’ve never smelled church incense (frankincense and myrrh) before, so I had no clue what to expect, but I was curious since this scent is so raved about here and I love things with gothic elements. You can find this scent in Arcana’s ebay store, as well as in their Canadian retailer Pretty Indulgent and Australian retailer Femme Fatale. It retails for $19 US.

In the bottle: Incense is the first thing I smelled with this, but it isn’t headshop, hippie incense; it’s darker, more somber, like the olfactory equivalent of hearing church bells at night. I’m not getting anything else except frankincense and myrrh.

On the skin: Once applied, the sandalwood really comes forward and mingles with the incense. I get a hint of beeswax at the end, but its subtle; they make the scent more complex by adding another layer beyond the incense. “Unsettling” is a good descriptor of this scent. It really evokes the image of an ancient vampire in an abandoned church, surrounded by melted, flickering candles, waiting for some clueless human to walk in. It’s a scent that really makes my Anne Rice-loving heart happy. The picture below gives a good idea

Make the church a bit more dilapidated and you’ve got the idea.

TL;DR: Church incense and sandalwood. Smells like a creepy, abandoned church. Very atmospheric. 5/5.